Football is undeniably the most loved sport in the entire planet but there are a few individuals who really can’t seem to love this sport, do you think they are weird? Well, I’m one out of the few that really dislikes football and I can definitely tell you why…..
Its Exhausting. Run around 90 minutes like its the apocalypse only to kick a ball into a net. Wait a second! Am I really the only sane person pissed off here?
I Love My Body. Its a game and you hit me like I stole a fortune from you? Hey Wait? Do I suddenly look like the ball? I need an answer to that. Football is extremely dangerous and as much as I’m concerned, getting crippled because of a lame game isn’t my vision in life.
Its Toxic. You play so well for quite a long time and one single day you couldn’t be a super hero, the whole world is throwing tomatoes at you? Give me a break!!! You’re allowed to be upset!
Its Boring. You pay for tickets just to watch 22 men or women run around, trying to grab a ball that doesn’t give them any super powers. Jeez! I rather pay for tickets to watch a movie about the history of Nigeria.
Its Over exaggerated. He kicked the ball (kah-boom!!), he dived in (kah-sham!!), its a goal (wah-wooh!!)..
Everyone’s talking about football, exaggerating the lame sport but all I can see is a bunch of people who should get jobs and be better people.
Its Violent. What am I gonna tell mama when I’m rolled in back home with a broken nose and rib? Footballers are incredibly violent. Those avatars can do anything to get that ball into the net and what happens if you die, its a red card for the murderer….I’m out of here!!!
I’m aware that everyone might have a different opinion about football but in my opinion, I really dislike football and I’m recruiting anyone interested in disliking football. Its a free world, live it! Love it!