A Birthday

You give the sun a reason to shine, Jessica. Birthdays are for special people and you are special. Friends? You can send your best wishes to her here. Just leave a comment!!!

Annabel Anita

What Is A Birthday?(Big Question!!)

For Nigerians, it’s a day you get beaten for been in existence and for your mothers painful delivery. What I don’t seem to understand is the real reason behind the pain…I’m just thinking its a day my secret enemies decide its payback time. My key advice is to never wear white on your special day and if you must, you should have a bucket of bleach at home.

Who Are We Celebrating?

Its this special friend. I wouldn’t call her special but I can’t seem to find more words to describe her….my dictionary is outdated! Heaven knows I desire to beat her to stupor today but I need to get all the way to the other side of Abuja. Why does it hurt to be so broke and wretched? I should consider getting a job!!

What Do You Need To Know About Jessica?

She’s literally the best person in the world. Remember the post I made about friends? Leave her out of that. Like I said, she is special and if I would like to be much more of a Tokosi, I would say she is Salacious!

Her Smile

What’s with men and the smile on her face? She doesn’t even have a dimple…only half by the way and its almost invisible. I’ve got a cheek packed with dimples and no one notices me. Life is really unbalanced! She’s got the best smile ever and she sure knows how to smile. Wanna know what makes me smile? Face Muscles!

Her Eyes

For a human and a real human, she’s got great eyes. The last time I saw eyes that perfect was in a movie and they were mermaids. Shouldn’t that explain why she loves water? I can’t even figure out if its her Iphone that messes with her eyes or they are just naturally perfect. Hey, what do you call it when an apple user looks you in the eye? IContact!!

Her Skin

One thing I’m ridiculously jealous about is her skin. She literally glows in the dark and sparkles in the day. If you doubt me, check out her pictures. I think she has a secret she isn’t telling me. The last time I tried to find out, she mentioned diet. How on earth would I give up groundnut for my skin? I just want a clear skin, full eyebrows and five million dollars, is that too much to ask?

Her Hair

This could be the one thing I’ve got better than her but mine is as hard as a sponge. Everytime, I use different shampoo’s thinking it would fix my problems but it would just made my hair less greasy and my life would still be a mess. Jessica would use clay water and some detergent to wash her hair and it still looks better than yours…haha, don’t think I was going to say mine, I have confidence my hair would experience a last minute miracle. What about yours?

Her Legs

I guess you might be asking why her legs would be up in the list of great things about her but for a girl like me who has legs like a swollen yam,I am allowed to envy her. I wish my purse was as thick as my legs. I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking, Jessica took my legs and gave me hers. Its payback time!!!

She’s A Model Material

I know I shouldn’t be jealous but the oppression is really too much to bear. Cute eyes, pink lips, straight legs, beautiful smile, charming face, bright color, amazing contours and not to mention full eyebrows( I officially declare myself bald)….no wonder I didn’t get any of those, she took all!!! You shouldn’t waste your time in school, you could be a model for Bright.

She’s Caring

I remember you for always been very caring and sweet. You were always the first person I could go to whenever I needed help with something especially in sad times. If you could be so caring to me and we barely knew each other for so long, then that lucky guy is really lucky. Its no surprise you’ve got lots of friends.

She’s Determined

If Jessica wants a burger, she gets a burger and not a sandwich. I don’t know how you get so lucky with things but I know you never settle for less (you won’t mind if I borrow your words, fred, do you?) Keep up with that and the sky would be your starting point.

She’s Encouraging

You were one of the first people I told about my blog and you totally encouraged me with it. Back in school, if I needed morale to commit a crime, I knew where to go to. Don’t feel bad, you’re really a great person.

She’s Engaged

I know…you’re disappointed! Don’t worry, my brother will take better care of her than you will. At least, she gets to stay close to me in a way and I know how much she loves that. So keep your eyes off her, your hands in the air and turn around and keep your feelings to yourself because anything you say will be used against you in Court Of Love.

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I could go on and on but for Christ sake, its 2 in the morning. I don’t need an eyebag to join the list of things that are horrifying about me right now. You’re an angel despite you don’t have wings but your good deeds qualifies you for that tittle.

If anyone’s got a different opinion about you, remember my words:”

“Love Yourself For Who You Are. You Wanna Be Yourself? Be it!!! Because If You Do, You’re Going To Be The Most Beautiful Person And Your Smile Will Be Your Asset”

One more thing, you should thank God for his miracle in your life. I’ve been asking him for the same thing but it seems I’m not loud enough or I could be doing it the wrong way. Could you teach me how you got this charm after a horrible look from childhood?😂

In Nigerian terms, its called glow-up. Pardon me but cut soap for me abeg. If you decide to let down any secrets, you know where to find me.

Jessica, What ever you do, remember today has just 24 hours and whatever you do or eat today affects tomorrow especially a running stomach.

Happy Birthday Cinderella❤