I get up early…and do you know how hard that can be? No seriously! Do you know how hard that can be? Here you are lying down and lazily reading this post, no, don’t get up, don’t get up. If you’re sitting up, ignore that. I am a human robot. All I need is a bunch of wires. Yesterday, I caught a glimpse of myself at the mirror and my oh my, I was super adorable. They are times that even your eye bags would frown at you.
I spend unusually…I need a router at least. People who don’t recognize bloggers upset me. Same goes for people who don’t read my blog posts. The main reason why people get a job is to finance themselves but here I am as devoted as a mother to a blog that sucks any currency from my purse. An empty pocket can’t hold me back but still I’m scared of being broke and famous.
I have everlasting eye bags…I’m done with the late night posts. The biggest fallacy is to stay up all night making a post just for two people to read. It usually takes hours to make a post and then there’s editing and sharing after that. There are two things blogging late at night has taught me; To be extraordinarily fast in fake-sleeping especially when mum is praying and to always leave a snack in the fridge in case the belly worms come knocking by 2am.
I have to think like the CIA…my brain hurts. How many days does a chicken sit on her egg before it hatches? Is cereal soup? Why do you love my blog? I ask myself tough questions each day just to draft a blog post and the best part is that my brain has no answer to this questions. I think about crazy things, and even this one time I thought about losing weight but…I don’t like to lose. Thank God, nobody hears what I think in my head. Usually, I don’t think inside the box neither do I think outside the box, you know what? I quit! I can’t even find the box! The avera….what was I about to write? Give me a second here, I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
I have to live a double life…school and blogging?..not a good combo. Blogging and schooling at the same time is like going to school twice each day. That can kill you. But the good side is that I’ve become a celebrity. If I decide to open a stable Instagram account, who is Nicki Minaj in the world of being a celebrity? But trust me, if your kids ever decide to blog at their young age, please get them stress blanky’s and lots of pain relievers. They’ll need it.
I’m Lazyily Hardworking. If I don’t get to reply your comments on any of my posts, don’t be pissed off. Its alot of hard work converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. Yesterday I did nothing but read for two minutes, and today, I finished what I did yesterday. I read for 5 minutes. I know there’s no excuse for laziness, but if you find one, let me know immediately.
I’m Doing What I Can Do Best. Nothing hurts more than being in a room with talented people and you don’t even know what a talent is. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard. There is one thing that lasts more than beauty, my smartness. And that is why, my friend, I have a great blog. Its a combination of talent and hard work. I wonder how you guys read my posts and come back for another, even I do not understand the secret behind that. You owe me one for being a great blogger.
Yes, when I say I do crazy things for you, I mean it. WordPress definitely would miss out a lot if I wasn’t blogging on this platform (imagine all of this talent going into another website). And you, yes you, lucky are you for reading my posts for you are grabbing onto a lot of things. And to think of it
I haven’t even been nominated for any awards yet. I feel so miserable!!!!!!!!